Tiger Woods

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Everyone knows what's going on with Tiger Woods and his wife.  Turns out she's seeking divorce.  Whatever, I really could care less.  He's a dumb ass and she was probably a miserable bitch.  Here's why I write.

These women in Tiger's life saved messages, emails, voice mails, and whatever else they could save from him.  Women, you are just as fucking responsible as the men are for these affairs.

I don't mean the women getting cheated on, I feel for you.  You probably didn't push your men away from you into the arms of another man... wooh... I mean woman (I'm keeping that mess up because its funny), probably.  I'm talking about the women that slept with Tiger and other married men.  It takes two to tango, ladies.  Unless Tiger slipped some Spanish-Fly in your cosmo and you woke up wearing a tiger driver cover on each hand and a sore ass, you're just as to blame as he is.  Here's a quick aside, I read of another affair the other day in Page Six, NY Post gossip section.  The mistress called the guys wife and identified herself.  She [the mistress] said she felt like an injustice was being done [and her confession was helping set things right].  Give me a fucking break!  You women are parading around like you're fucking saints and not the fucking whores you are.  You are all whores, nothing more, nothing less.  The men too, you're man-whores.  I hate that these women aren't held accountable, here's what I propose.

A marriage is a legal binding contract between a man and a woman, maybe someday (once we get out of these ridiculous dark times) between a man and man and hopefully between two very hot women.  Anyways, when any party in the marriage breaks their vows, essentially voiding or breaching the contract, they are subject to civil penalties.  I think that in the case of infidelity, being that there is another outside party who knows this person is married, this third person (man or woman causing the spouse to cheat) should be subject to pay out civil punitive damages.  What I'm saying is Tiger's wife is suing him.  She should be able to sue the shit out of these fucking women who slept with Tiger.

I know what some people will think.  This would cause women or men to not come forward and admit their affairs,  probably.  But more likely, once we see that people are losing everything for a little dick or pussy, they would think twice before jumping in the sack with a married man or woman.  I'm not asking for new laws, I'm just asking that the current one be reevaluated or applied to represent these times.  Hell, football teams (college and pro) get fined all the time for talking to a prospect before the allocated time whether due to restrictions or contractual obligations.  The same is for married people, if you do something with a third party when your current contract says you can't, you both get fined.  Think about it.

I feel bad for the people who get cheated on.  Nothing is more humiliating.  However, I fucking hate that these women are getting off free of any consequence.  Men too, I definitely mean men too, just understand that this posting was spawned from Tiger's fuck-ups.  I would love to see things change a little to match the times.  No more of this wild party, time for us all to take responsibility.

Chris Henry

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So its been ages since I wrote anything.  This is probably the life that blogs take on when they are created.  Maybe I'll try better, who know... who gives a fuck?  Moving on.

I'm going to post two opinions today on on Chris Henry and the other on Woods.  Read the title, this one's on Henry, asshole.

Let me start with the, "I don't want to see anyone die speech."  Blah, blah, blah.  This may have been natural selection at work.  Boom!  You didn't see that one coming, did you?  That's kind of harsh but this guy was another piece of shit.  Yea, yea he was turning his life around.  The whole pick-up truck thing proved that (that was not really proof of his turn around).  This guy was arrested five times, lets take a minute (more like five seconds) to count: 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.  You officially ran out of fingers on one hand or toes on one foot... unless you're a freak.  But FL, my thumb is not a finger and my little toe makes me uncomfortable. Touche.  You won this round.

I really don't know anything about this guy.  All I know is how he is a criminal and he probably learned it was okay to act out at an early age.  He probably comes from a single parent, probably a mom, home; maybe a two parent home, who knows?  He probably had no discipline at home and his parent(s) didn't give two shits about his schooling, people he hung around with, or any behavioral problems that manifested at such an early age.  I could spend hours talking about how society needs to be fixed especially poor areas.  I suppose when you're worried about food on the table you don't give a shit about your child's behavior.  Keep in mind that this is all speculation.  I haven't bothered to prove any of these assumptions. 

So natural selection got rid of one more fuck nut in our world.  His fiancée is also a piece of shit.  She drove the truck that caused his death.  I wonder if he jumped out like he threatened or did she do her best to toss him?  Anyways, she is another sparkling beacon of hope that should have taken the swan dive too.  I feel bad for the three kids left, now they're stuck with a temperamental psychopath who has no trouble with driving a person to their death, literally.  Mom's a great role model kids.