Jordan said, "It was very nice... I'm a guy that says there's no one great payer in the NBA. You know, the NBA lasts longer than one particular person. I understand what his point is and you know, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, Bill Russel, all those guys should have their jerseys retired too. I understand his gesture, I'm in the same group as those guys. I wouldn't want my jersey retired unless you're going to retire those guys jerseys too."
LeBron, this is how a real man acts. Jordan knows he was great but knows that he is just one of many great players. I would like to point out he says that the NBA is bigger than one person. I would also like to point out that Jordan says it's a nice gesture. I think he meant to say that you're name should be Jester James not King James. You bitch!
This quote came directly form Michael Jordan when he and I had a sit down to discuss this situation. Not really. Watch Sports Center, that's where I got the quote.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Baron Davis Is a Bad Ass MoFo
His Wiki is is in the title.
So Baron Davis plays for the L.A. Clippers, the red-headed step child of Los Angeles. Did I spell that right, all of a sudden the spell check on Firefox sucks more cock than a room full of Village People impersonators. Seriously, it comes up with some kind of weird shit. Anyways, LAC played the Nuggets tonight. Davis only had 12 points and 9 helpers but that's not the point. He's just a bad mofo. I love, like a room full of Village People, his look. He's got this badass old school beard. The name Baron Davis. How cool would it be to be a Baron? That's a fucking retorical question butt-hole! The only thing cooler than being a Baron would be a real titan, not the football player but a semi-god that throws lightning and shit.
Baron, if you're reading this (you're not because you're not that other guy who reads this blog) you're offically my favorite player. Jester James, you suck little cock you little bitch.
So Baron Davis plays for the L.A. Clippers, the red-headed step child of Los Angeles. Did I spell that right, all of a sudden the spell check on Firefox sucks more cock than a room full of Village People impersonators. Seriously, it comes up with some kind of weird shit. Anyways, LAC played the Nuggets tonight. Davis only had 12 points and 9 helpers but that's not the point. He's just a bad mofo. I love, like a room full of Village People, his look. He's got this badass old school beard. The name Baron Davis. How cool would it be to be a Baron? That's a fucking retorical question butt-hole! The only thing cooler than being a Baron would be a real titan, not the football player but a semi-god that throws lightning and shit.
Baron, if you're reading this (you're not because you're not that other guy who reads this blog) you're offically my favorite player. Jester James, you suck little cock you little bitch.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Clarification
I don't control that ads on this dumb site. They're auto generated, I'm probably going to remove them because maybe 2 people other than myself read this damn site. There are two main types of ads on this site: Muslim and gay. Here's how I feel:
I know most of my posts are sexist and probably a bit on the edgier side borderline to racism. But that's my site. I'm a white guy who honestly feels that we should be able to talk about and say what we feel without that little crunch inside our chests that alerts us to something we did wrong. This world will be a better place when we can express ourselves freely but respectfully. That means understanding that this forum I write on is not for everyone. I know some people out there can't even say, "I'm white, you're black, you're gay, he's a Jew, etc." That must suck being a black, gay, etc., Jew. Someone's on the no fly list.
I'm not particularly fond of Muslims so I definitely don't support their dating sites. I find their culture unwilling to adapt. They seem to be bent on making all of us change. I don't agree with a culture that treats women so poorly. I understand custom and cultural differences but those customs were built by insecure men or maybe in a time that it was safer to cover and possess women. Seriously, maybe rape was a pass time or a game like hide-and-go-rape. I also don't get that they have so many groups that hate. These groups have religious references that they interpret as permission to go and kill. Unfortunately, these references are still mainstream within their religion.
We have our share of nut jobs. What we don't have are a bunch of reborn Christians crashing plains into towers, we don't have Mormons blowing up buses and subways (think London), we don't have Catholics going on shooting sprees on military posts, and we don't have Protestants in this country strapping on bomb vest in crowded markets. Point being is everyone has their nut jobs but this religion has whole segments that have one goal in mind killing us for who we are. Here's something funny, I think. If someone said Kum-bi-ya
really loud what would you do? If someone screamed Allah Akbar, you'd shit your paints.
With this in mind, how hard is it to look at these people and not feel concerned? I know this is racist propaganda, or at least sounds like it. Please remember I didn't say I hate these people, I don't. I don't want to. What I do want is some major cultural change to take place. I want their leaders to stand up and let the rest of the world know that they are not the terrorist and that they condemn these fuck-nuts. They also need to work on rewriting their material.
I don't give a shit about gays. You're a dude who likes the cock, good for you. You're a chick who munches the rug, enjoy. Here's a breath mint. Just know that we're living in a time similar to segregation in the south. We should be ashamed that this is even a debate. We don't debate separate bathrooms anymore, we shouldn't debate gay marriage.
My point is I'd rather have sports ads on my site because that's what's important to me.
I know most of my posts are sexist and probably a bit on the edgier side borderline to racism. But that's my site. I'm a white guy who honestly feels that we should be able to talk about and say what we feel without that little crunch inside our chests that alerts us to something we did wrong. This world will be a better place when we can express ourselves freely but respectfully. That means understanding that this forum I write on is not for everyone. I know some people out there can't even say, "I'm white, you're black, you're gay, he's a Jew, etc." That must suck being a black, gay, etc., Jew. Someone's on the no fly list.
I'm not particularly fond of Muslims so I definitely don't support their dating sites. I find their culture unwilling to adapt. They seem to be bent on making all of us change. I don't agree with a culture that treats women so poorly. I understand custom and cultural differences but those customs were built by insecure men or maybe in a time that it was safer to cover and possess women. Seriously, maybe rape was a pass time or a game like hide-and-go-rape. I also don't get that they have so many groups that hate. These groups have religious references that they interpret as permission to go and kill. Unfortunately, these references are still mainstream within their religion.
We have our share of nut jobs. What we don't have are a bunch of reborn Christians crashing plains into towers, we don't have Mormons blowing up buses and subways (think London), we don't have Catholics going on shooting sprees on military posts, and we don't have Protestants in this country strapping on bomb vest in crowded markets. Point being is everyone has their nut jobs but this religion has whole segments that have one goal in mind killing us for who we are. Here's something funny, I think. If someone said Kum-bi-ya
really loud what would you do? If someone screamed Allah Akbar, you'd shit your paints.
With this in mind, how hard is it to look at these people and not feel concerned? I know this is racist propaganda, or at least sounds like it. Please remember I didn't say I hate these people, I don't. I don't want to. What I do want is some major cultural change to take place. I want their leaders to stand up and let the rest of the world know that they are not the terrorist and that they condemn these fuck-nuts. They also need to work on rewriting their material.
I don't give a shit about gays. You're a dude who likes the cock, good for you. You're a chick who munches the rug, enjoy. Here's a breath mint. Just know that we're living in a time similar to segregation in the south. We should be ashamed that this is even a debate. We don't debate separate bathrooms anymore, we shouldn't debate gay marriage.
My point is I'd rather have sports ads on my site because that's what's important to me.
LeBron Needs to Shut Up
Link in title.
LeBron James, made a proclamation the other day that the NBA should retire Michael Jordon's number 23 for all eternity. He even said that next year he's going to wear number 6 to honor... something, who gives a shit? Probably to rub it in that his dick flops 6 inches to the floor when he stands up... on his tippie toes, on a bar stool. Mine's not 6 inches form the ground when I'm doing push-ups. Seriously, I even mean when I'm in the downward position half way through the damn push-up. Give me a break I'm white.
Also see this link, he also mentioned that he wants to play tight end for some football team. Jason Whitlock a contributor on Fox Sports dot com (I'm clever, I spelled the dot) also shares my opinion.
Whitlock's Opinion
Here it is: LeBron, shut the fuck up! I had hoped you would be that shining light in basketball that takes the attention away from all of the Ron Artests and what's the name of that black guy that plays basketball? Anyways he played for the 76's and just left his team, he's kind of short for a basketballer, came out of Georgetown... Allen Iverson. I really don't care enough to check the spelling on their names. I had hoped that LeBron would be that polarizing figure that people would look at and say, "best of all time." Instead he's simply showing his immaturity and turning off a lot of people at the same time. He's a great ball player but he is now thinking that he's bigger than the league itself. He now has let fame and fortune get to his head.
So far he's walked off the court after a lose to the Magic (a year or so ago) and said you don't congratulate the person who just whipped you. Yes you do asshole, it's called good sportsmanship. He is always bringing up trade rumors with the press, yet says he doesn't want to talk about it. Way to respect your team and coach. He makes this big retire 23 statement. Go fuck yourself, you're not so big that the whole league will buckle to everyone of your dumb demands. Now you want to go play football? Brain surgery, you can shoot a ball well, why don't you try brain surgery. It's all relative right? All the hard work every other professional put into their field is trumped by the fact that you happen to be good at one thing, ball?
I'm ticked off because I'm disappointed. You played an act for the first few years of your career and we all bought it. Now the real James is coming out. The LeBron that is all about LeBron. Jordon was always a role model. He was good and we knew it, he knew it, everyone knew it. He didn't make social or political statements or was a sore loser. He was a role model that everyone looked up to. I'm willing to bet that your behavior is nothing then a reflection of your upbringing, but that's a different column. You're a shallow person James. Instead of King James, we should call you something that more reflects you, Court Jester James.
LeBron James, made a proclamation the other day that the NBA should retire Michael Jordon's number 23 for all eternity. He even said that next year he's going to wear number 6 to honor... something, who gives a shit? Probably to rub it in that his dick flops 6 inches to the floor when he stands up... on his tippie toes, on a bar stool. Mine's not 6 inches form the ground when I'm doing push-ups. Seriously, I even mean when I'm in the downward position half way through the damn push-up. Give me a break I'm white.
Also see this link, he also mentioned that he wants to play tight end for some football team. Jason Whitlock a contributor on Fox Sports dot com (I'm clever, I spelled the dot) also shares my opinion.
Whitlock's Opinion
Here it is: LeBron, shut the fuck up! I had hoped you would be that shining light in basketball that takes the attention away from all of the Ron Artests and what's the name of that black guy that plays basketball? Anyways he played for the 76's and just left his team, he's kind of short for a basketballer, came out of Georgetown... Allen Iverson. I really don't care enough to check the spelling on their names. I had hoped that LeBron would be that polarizing figure that people would look at and say, "best of all time." Instead he's simply showing his immaturity and turning off a lot of people at the same time. He's a great ball player but he is now thinking that he's bigger than the league itself. He now has let fame and fortune get to his head.
So far he's walked off the court after a lose to the Magic (a year or so ago) and said you don't congratulate the person who just whipped you. Yes you do asshole, it's called good sportsmanship. He is always bringing up trade rumors with the press, yet says he doesn't want to talk about it. Way to respect your team and coach. He makes this big retire 23 statement. Go fuck yourself, you're not so big that the whole league will buckle to everyone of your dumb demands. Now you want to go play football? Brain surgery, you can shoot a ball well, why don't you try brain surgery. It's all relative right? All the hard work every other professional put into their field is trumped by the fact that you happen to be good at one thing, ball?
I'm ticked off because I'm disappointed. You played an act for the first few years of your career and we all bought it. Now the real James is coming out. The LeBron that is all about LeBron. Jordon was always a role model. He was good and we knew it, he knew it, everyone knew it. He didn't make social or political statements or was a sore loser. He was a role model that everyone looked up to. I'm willing to bet that your behavior is nothing then a reflection of your upbringing, but that's a different column. You're a shallow person James. Instead of King James, we should call you something that more reflects you, Court Jester James.
Monday, November 16, 2009
Woman May Face Jail Time for Walmart Scuffle
Link in title.
Here's the gist of the story. This black lady, Heather Ellis, is at Walmart waiting in line and grows impatient. She leaves her line for her cousin's line, in the process cuts other people waiting whose patience are being tried with the lines, and throws her items on the conveyor belt. Keep in mind that another woman had already had her items on the belt prior to Heather jumping a head of her and placing her items on the belt. The customers and this lady who was cut began complaining, the store employees tried to intervene, and finally the police had to come take her out of the store. During the incident, she claims the customers, employees, and officers were mistreating her due to race issues. Heather reached out to the NAACP and rallies have already happened. However, during this event, Heather kicked an officer and split another's lip. Heather Ellis is being charged with assaulting an officer, an offense that can have a maximum of 15 years in prison.
According to AOL:
Here's my take: lady, you acted like an asshole. You thought you and your situation was more important than other people's circumstances. You were obviously ticked off, probably because you're a dumb bitch to begin with... scratch that, I'm willing to bet you're one of those angry bitches. I'm willing to bet you're one of those people who if given a chance you fight. I'm wondering when was the last time you took a minute to cool off... fucking never. Anyways, you were pissed off your line was going so slow. I'd even bet you were pissed that your line was the one that was going slower compared to your cousin's. You're probably competitive and this was a slap in your face. Where were we? Oh yea, you're an asshole, you think you're better than everyone else, you are a competitive dip-shit who was pissed off at being inconvenienced, and you acted the wrong fucking way but you would never back down. Never say sorry. Never even ask if you may skip ahead to check out with your cousin. The best part gets its own paragraph... but not yet.
D-bag, yes you Heather, I have cut lines before if someone I knew was in it. Not at the moment where they were almost checking out. Even if in your culture that behavior is acceptable, it may not be okay in someone else's. No respect. You are like my ex, always fucking right, can't even hint that you may disagree, and blows up like I'm inspecting my gas cap on my Boeing 74(fucking)7 with a blow-fucking-torch. Do you see what I'm getting at? Crazy volatile. Not your run of the mill flaming shot or combustible fuel, I'm talking jet, burn hot, easy, and quick fuel. Anyways, that's you. Here comes the best part. You wouldn't even back down when management stepped in to help. Finally, when the po-po show up, you realize you can't possibly win so you play... wait for it... wait for it... wait for it... The Race Card. P.S. this next section is why I mentioned she was a black lady.
Like a game of Poke-fucking-mon, "I choose you Disgruntled Piku-angry-black-chu!" You piece of shit, you were so in the wrong and the last move you had was the race card! You're picking on me because I'm black. Go fuck yourself. You want equal rights then don't pull this shit. Someone said, "Excuse me, but you just cut me." You heard, "Execute you, black, black, black." It's people like you why we can't fucking get along. We all want to be treated the same until it suits your needs to be treated different. You're an asshole, you treated others like assholes, they treated you back like one and now everyone else is racist... just not you.
Here's the gist of the story. This black lady, Heather Ellis, is at Walmart waiting in line and grows impatient. She leaves her line for her cousin's line, in the process cuts other people waiting whose patience are being tried with the lines, and throws her items on the conveyor belt. Keep in mind that another woman had already had her items on the belt prior to Heather jumping a head of her and placing her items on the belt. The customers and this lady who was cut began complaining, the store employees tried to intervene, and finally the police had to come take her out of the store. During the incident, she claims the customers, employees, and officers were mistreating her due to race issues. Heather reached out to the NAACP and rallies have already happened. However, during this event, Heather kicked an officer and split another's lip. Heather Ellis is being charged with assaulting an officer, an offense that can have a maximum of 15 years in prison.
According to AOL:
Ellis maintains she was merely joining her cousin, whose checkout line was moving more quickly. She claimed in a written complaint to the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People that she was then pushed by a white customer, hassled by store employees, called racial slurs and physically mistreated by Kennett police officers.
Police say in court documents that Ellis refused requests to calm down and leave the property, allegedly kicking one's shin and splitting another's lip while resisting arrest. Her trial on charges of assaulting police officers, resisting arrest and disturbing the peace begins Wednesday in Dunklin County Circuit Court.
Here's my take: lady, you acted like an asshole. You thought you and your situation was more important than other people's circumstances. You were obviously ticked off, probably because you're a dumb bitch to begin with... scratch that, I'm willing to bet you're one of those angry bitches. I'm willing to bet you're one of those people who if given a chance you fight. I'm wondering when was the last time you took a minute to cool off... fucking never. Anyways, you were pissed off your line was going so slow. I'd even bet you were pissed that your line was the one that was going slower compared to your cousin's. You're probably competitive and this was a slap in your face. Where were we? Oh yea, you're an asshole, you think you're better than everyone else, you are a competitive dip-shit who was pissed off at being inconvenienced, and you acted the wrong fucking way but you would never back down. Never say sorry. Never even ask if you may skip ahead to check out with your cousin. The best part gets its own paragraph... but not yet.
D-bag, yes you Heather, I have cut lines before if someone I knew was in it. Not at the moment where they were almost checking out. Even if in your culture that behavior is acceptable, it may not be okay in someone else's. No respect. You are like my ex, always fucking right, can't even hint that you may disagree, and blows up like I'm inspecting my gas cap on my Boeing 74(fucking)7 with a blow-fucking-torch. Do you see what I'm getting at? Crazy volatile. Not your run of the mill flaming shot or combustible fuel, I'm talking jet, burn hot, easy, and quick fuel. Anyways, that's you. Here comes the best part. You wouldn't even back down when management stepped in to help. Finally, when the po-po show up, you realize you can't possibly win so you play... wait for it... wait for it... wait for it... The Race Card. P.S. this next section is why I mentioned she was a black lady.
Like a game of Poke-fucking-mon, "I choose you Disgruntled Piku-angry-black-chu!" You piece of shit, you were so in the wrong and the last move you had was the race card! You're picking on me because I'm black. Go fuck yourself. You want equal rights then don't pull this shit. Someone said, "Excuse me, but you just cut me." You heard, "Execute you, black, black, black." It's people like you why we can't fucking get along. We all want to be treated the same until it suits your needs to be treated different. You're an asshole, you treated others like assholes, they treated you back like one and now everyone else is racist... just not you.
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