Link in title... like I gotta tell you.
The two Obama girls are going to a private school outside of Washington D.C. On an almost regular basis you can find protesters outside with their agendas, everything from the war to gay marriage. However, most of the article focused on a protest from the Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas who were protesting gays, gay rights, being gay... I don't know because the article said some of the things they were saying were not school or newspaper appropriate (article is from the Washington Post). Anyways the story focused on educators', administrators', parents' and the kids' take on the situation. One funny thing was you can see the kids protesting across the street from the protesters holding sighs like, "There's a little God in everyone," and, "I kissed a girl and I liked it."
Here's my take: I didn't vote for Obama not because he's a Democrat but because he's black. Kidding, I supported another candidate for political reasons. However, I support my commander in chief no matter who's in the White House. And if he wanted to drop a nuke on these asshole supporters, he's got my get-er-done. How in the fuck can you justify harassing children? How can you make them feel unsafe or scared because you don't agree with another student's dad? There has to be some boundaries. If you can't set them yourselves with some common decency then they should be set by laws. The educators etc. said this is a teaching moment. I doubt all the children can see the benefit in that. Hell, I still don't see the benefit in taking my paints off in my dentist's office but I still do it. I'd bet some of these kids are scared shitless.
Here's an idea. Charge all this dipshit protesters with some type of sex crime. Say they're verbally abusing these kids. Next thing you know, they can't go within 1000 ft of school grounds, maybe lose jobs, friends, lives, whatever. That'll teach these fucks.
The protester-cock-wads featured in this tidbit were protesting something about gay is bad. This next part is for you waste of carbon lifeforms. God doesn't give a flying fuck if you're gay, black, tall, short, or have good fucking hygiene for that matter (please do). Do you know what God's like? Watch the Watchmen movie or read the comic. Dr. Manhattan is so immune to human emotion or humans for that matter for most of the story. That's how God is. He is indifferent. He is this all powerful being who exists outside our 4 dimensional plain we think is the end all, be all. God's plan isn't to take your new born baby, His plan isn't to give your mother cancer, and His plan is certainly not to hate anyone or anything. Those emotions are human. His are incomprehensible. For anyone to question that would be to say that God is flawed. Here's another quick fact for you assholes, the books we read about God... man wrote. Biased man wrote and interpreted these books. But here's the double edged sword, God doesn't give a flying shit that you dickwads exist either so that's why you're allowed to breath. You're allowed to protest the President's kids' school because you live in America. I beg you. PLEASE! Please go protest outside Iran's President's Kid's school. I'd love to see what happens.
Speaking of the 'Kissing girls poster'. Kate Perry, I'm a girl. Please kiss me. Or at least you've been a celeb long enough. Time for the tits to come out or at least an unintended vag shot.
Friday, November 13, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Woman Driver Slams Into Fish Tank At Airport
As always the link is in the title.
This lady, 36-year-old Yamile Campuzano-Martine, with her six year old on her lap lost control of her pick-up and slams into a fish tank at the Tampa International Airport. The tank was a 1500-gallon salt water tank which contained about 50 fish. Both her and her child survived however nearly 90% (30 - 40) fish died. P.S., she did over $200,000 worth of damage.
My turn: really?!? First off you fucking moron, why is your kid on your lap? Second off lady, how did you lose control of your pick... what, never mind I answered my own question: kid, you're a woman, and the fact that your (probably) a foreigner. FL, you say, what how do you support your argument and why does it sound all kinds of wrong? This is how.
Women are weaker versions of us men. Kidding... no really I am. Some women do very well under pressure. I have a felling she wasn't one of them. Kid in your lap. The little shit was probably squirming all around and hit the damn accelerator. The most important point is foreigner. I hate to say it but you should see how these people drive from other countries.
That sounds dick but it's true. It's not because of the fact that they aren't American, it's the fact that most of these countries don't have the same laws and ability to enforce driving regulations. When you live in a country that needs to worry about drug lords toppling the government and local authorities you don't have the resources to set up speed traps and sobriety checkpoints. This then breeds a culture where driving recklessly and with kids on your laps becomes the normal. They come to this country and get licenses to drive. I don't know if we make them test for the little plastic cards or if they can just transfer the right to drive but I suspect it's probably a combination of both. Meaning that some countries probably get a pass and only have to fill out paperwork and show a valid license while others may need to test. Point being is if you've been doing something for some time one way, it's pretty hard to change habits... especially when it means that by changing habits, you're admitting that you and your country have been doing it wrong.
I'm not this big world traveler but I have been to a few places. Here's an example. I spent some time in Costa Rica and was allowed to rent a car. While traveling between towns, the other drivers were, in my opinion, out of fucking control. They drove these dirt roads like it was a GD rally car competition. If other countries were anything like this, how can we expect them to slow down and drive/respect our road rules like we do? We really can't.
Here's what I'd do if I was in charge. We put teen drivers through a lot before they get the keys to mom's minivan. We should put foreign drivers through a much more rigorous process. Why? Because we're not just teaching they to drive we're breaking them of their nasty habits. They may or may not have had the same training as we did but what they did have was some type of reinforcement of techniques that became, to them, common sense road rules. Hey, cutting off someone's hand for stealing a loaf of bread may have worked in your home land but it definitely does not fly here. I hope this dumb C U Next Tuesday never drives in this county again... I'm sure our fish support that thought.
This lady, 36-year-old Yamile Campuzano-Martine, with her six year old on her lap lost control of her pick-up and slams into a fish tank at the Tampa International Airport. The tank was a 1500-gallon salt water tank which contained about 50 fish. Both her and her child survived however nearly 90% (30 - 40) fish died. P.S., she did over $200,000 worth of damage.
My turn: really?!? First off you fucking moron, why is your kid on your lap? Second off lady, how did you lose control of your pick... what, never mind I answered my own question: kid, you're a woman, and the fact that your (probably) a foreigner. FL, you say, what how do you support your argument and why does it sound all kinds of wrong? This is how.
Women are weaker versions of us men. Kidding... no really I am. Some women do very well under pressure. I have a felling she wasn't one of them. Kid in your lap. The little shit was probably squirming all around and hit the damn accelerator. The most important point is foreigner. I hate to say it but you should see how these people drive from other countries.
That sounds dick but it's true. It's not because of the fact that they aren't American, it's the fact that most of these countries don't have the same laws and ability to enforce driving regulations. When you live in a country that needs to worry about drug lords toppling the government and local authorities you don't have the resources to set up speed traps and sobriety checkpoints. This then breeds a culture where driving recklessly and with kids on your laps becomes the normal. They come to this country and get licenses to drive. I don't know if we make them test for the little plastic cards or if they can just transfer the right to drive but I suspect it's probably a combination of both. Meaning that some countries probably get a pass and only have to fill out paperwork and show a valid license while others may need to test. Point being is if you've been doing something for some time one way, it's pretty hard to change habits... especially when it means that by changing habits, you're admitting that you and your country have been doing it wrong.
I'm not this big world traveler but I have been to a few places. Here's an example. I spent some time in Costa Rica and was allowed to rent a car. While traveling between towns, the other drivers were, in my opinion, out of fucking control. They drove these dirt roads like it was a GD rally car competition. If other countries were anything like this, how can we expect them to slow down and drive/respect our road rules like we do? We really can't.
Here's what I'd do if I was in charge. We put teen drivers through a lot before they get the keys to mom's minivan. We should put foreign drivers through a much more rigorous process. Why? Because we're not just teaching they to drive we're breaking them of their nasty habits. They may or may not have had the same training as we did but what they did have was some type of reinforcement of techniques that became, to them, common sense road rules. Hey, cutting off someone's hand for stealing a loaf of bread may have worked in your home land but it definitely does not fly here. I hope this dumb C U Next Tuesday never drives in this county again... I'm sure our fish support that thought.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Fort Hood Shooter
So we knew this article was coming, I just had to reconcile some thoughts.
This article talks about this Ft. Hood shooter, Nidal Malik. Basically the feds have been following this guy's e-mails for a while as he interacted with Anwar al-Awlaki a radical and hateful cleric in the Muslim religion. At this point we do not know what those interactions contained however it is assumed that there may have been a breakdown in communication between the Army and FBI. The link as always is in the article title.
My view: I'm a former soldier who served for six years plus two inactive and this breaks my heart. I cannot comprehend why we Americans are so hated in the Muslim world. I was reading a very interesting essay today regarding views on our country from it's conception and why we may be hated. If I can find it again I'll post the link.
I want to point out one thing that this guys actions are those of a small sect of radical Muslims. Not all Muslims feel the same way as he does. This is not the act of Arab people just a radical group of religious zealots.
That being said religion throughout history has spawned wars, violence, murder, killing, torture, and all types of crazy mayhem that should blow our fucking minds. Let's take my religion for example, Christianity. For decades upon decades we pursued a cause called the Crusades. These wars were fought to expand the territory of England into the Holy Land, to collect money and gold, etc., and to reclaim holy sites and possibly artifacts of religious significance. Some think that adding the name God to these wars was to simply justify their existence. My point is that I'm sure there was doctrine that justified these wars and bloodshed that validated these actions. But we've changed. As Christians we have gone in a different direction and our church and it's leaders have followed. I can't find anywhere in our book that justifies war and death. In fact all that I find are stories teaching us how to better ourselves and to live a more peaceful life. The Muslim religion on the other hand still contains messages of hate and violence.
I don't have the exact quote but I love this example. Someone withing the Muslim community quoted their material saying (I'm paraphrasing) that you can get retribution against those who have wronged you but you will get double the reward in the afterlife if you let it go. They were discussing this d-bag killer and his actions. Just the fact that this quote offers some form of condoning or approval of these actions go to the heart of this religion. Hate and death are okay and allowable. Maybe that isn't the mission statement but it is still in there. This religion talks about Jihad and how it it the duty of every Muslim to protect and fight for the religion. This is the battle cry of every nut-job whack-a-doodle with a bomb vest, AK-47, home made bomb, airliner, and box cutter. I would think that the leaders of this religion would change with the times. Keep their old documents locked away in vaults like the Vatican does with their old materials. At the same time mature and grow with the times, create new dogma or definitions that their followers can adhere to, but no. They don't do this because there is no real central figure leading the masses. There is no one capable of unifying their followers and living in peace and harmony. They may not be centered in hate but they are certainly surrounded by it.
This fuck-nut murderer was off the deep end years ago. The military protected him because we believe in law and our constitution and the right of everyone to have free speech and freedom of religion. But what did he do, he murdered people. The same people who gave him the right to think how he wanted were the ones who ultimately were the victims. Now, Muslims will pay the price. They will be scrutinized like never before. He may have killed a few people but all he really did is cost the many their freedom. The military may have fucked up with allowing this jack-fuck to go as far as he did but now no one will ever be allowed to even close to where he did. I guarantee that you'll see much less Muslims in the military and from now on we'll see more arrested and shipped to detention centers.
I'm so sorry for the lost solders and civilians that were caught up in this disgrace. The memorial service will be nationally syndicated tomorrow (today). Watch it. I'll say one thing. I'm glad this guy lived because his new name is going to be example 101. Enjoy your last moments on earth.
This article talks about this Ft. Hood shooter, Nidal Malik. Basically the feds have been following this guy's e-mails for a while as he interacted with Anwar al-Awlaki a radical and hateful cleric in the Muslim religion. At this point we do not know what those interactions contained however it is assumed that there may have been a breakdown in communication between the Army and FBI. The link as always is in the article title.
My view: I'm a former soldier who served for six years plus two inactive and this breaks my heart. I cannot comprehend why we Americans are so hated in the Muslim world. I was reading a very interesting essay today regarding views on our country from it's conception and why we may be hated. If I can find it again I'll post the link.
I want to point out one thing that this guys actions are those of a small sect of radical Muslims. Not all Muslims feel the same way as he does. This is not the act of Arab people just a radical group of religious zealots.
That being said religion throughout history has spawned wars, violence, murder, killing, torture, and all types of crazy mayhem that should blow our fucking minds. Let's take my religion for example, Christianity. For decades upon decades we pursued a cause called the Crusades. These wars were fought to expand the territory of England into the Holy Land, to collect money and gold, etc., and to reclaim holy sites and possibly artifacts of religious significance. Some think that adding the name God to these wars was to simply justify their existence. My point is that I'm sure there was doctrine that justified these wars and bloodshed that validated these actions. But we've changed. As Christians we have gone in a different direction and our church and it's leaders have followed. I can't find anywhere in our book that justifies war and death. In fact all that I find are stories teaching us how to better ourselves and to live a more peaceful life. The Muslim religion on the other hand still contains messages of hate and violence.
I don't have the exact quote but I love this example. Someone withing the Muslim community quoted their material saying (I'm paraphrasing) that you can get retribution against those who have wronged you but you will get double the reward in the afterlife if you let it go. They were discussing this d-bag killer and his actions. Just the fact that this quote offers some form of condoning or approval of these actions go to the heart of this religion. Hate and death are okay and allowable. Maybe that isn't the mission statement but it is still in there. This religion talks about Jihad and how it it the duty of every Muslim to protect and fight for the religion. This is the battle cry of every nut-job whack-a-doodle with a bomb vest, AK-47, home made bomb, airliner, and box cutter. I would think that the leaders of this religion would change with the times. Keep their old documents locked away in vaults like the Vatican does with their old materials. At the same time mature and grow with the times, create new dogma or definitions that their followers can adhere to, but no. They don't do this because there is no real central figure leading the masses. There is no one capable of unifying their followers and living in peace and harmony. They may not be centered in hate but they are certainly surrounded by it.
This fuck-nut murderer was off the deep end years ago. The military protected him because we believe in law and our constitution and the right of everyone to have free speech and freedom of religion. But what did he do, he murdered people. The same people who gave him the right to think how he wanted were the ones who ultimately were the victims. Now, Muslims will pay the price. They will be scrutinized like never before. He may have killed a few people but all he really did is cost the many their freedom. The military may have fucked up with allowing this jack-fuck to go as far as he did but now no one will ever be allowed to even close to where he did. I guarantee that you'll see much less Muslims in the military and from now on we'll see more arrested and shipped to detention centers.
I'm so sorry for the lost solders and civilians that were caught up in this disgrace. The memorial service will be nationally syndicated tomorrow (today). Watch it. I'll say one thing. I'm glad this guy lived because his new name is going to be example 101. Enjoy your last moments on earth.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
I Took Some More Time Off
Alright, so who in the fuck do I think I am? The Backstreet boys didn't take this much time off and weren't able to come back. Because I'm poor, the hotel I stayed in didn't have internet. It was a step above a hostile. Just a little step. My bed was the size of the bench seat in the front of a 1970 Ford F-100 pick-up truck. That's why I wasn't able to write.
So I just spent some time expanding my culture in the big UK, England (old), British Columbia (no that's Canada - stupid), umm, I meant Great Britain.
Here's my guide to the British: drive on the other fucking side of the road! Isn't it funny how the only jackassses in the world who don't know what fucking side to drive on all live on islands: Japan, Britain, and Australia (I know you're a continent [I had to do a Google search to figure out how to spell that word - look my first thought within a thought] but you're just a big fucking island with no roads leading to other countries that matter). You say FR, England has the Channel Tunnel or the Chunnel as we like to say. And I say touche to you. But that's new-ish. Much younger than fucking cars. It's fucking weird and hard to cross the streets because you look the other way and SMACK you get hit by some space age fucking hybrid. Grow up you pussies from those wrong side driving countries.
Lets talk money. England has the Pound which is their version of the Dollar, only it's worth more. One Pound = $1.55 - $1.79, give or take. They also have the Pence which is their version of our Cent. Here's what confuses me. Their pounds go down to 5 in bill form. Next they have the 2 Pound coin and the 1 pound coin. Next they have: 50, 20, 10, 5, 2, and 1 Pence coins. All in all they have 7 crazy fucking coins. That's one reason they hate us Americans, because we stand like retards at a register trying to pay for a stick of gum with 400 different coins.
The women are hotties, I won't lie. They all dress in that Eruo trash look and all the guys are in these skinny stretch jeans that they also wear baggy. Knock, knock. Who's there? You can't droop spandex asshole.
It may seem like I have more complaints than I have good things to say but that's really not true. Driving, money, and style are all I have negative to say. I harp because that's what I do: I harp. The places I visited were so damn clean. They have this subway called The Underground (while expensive) is so fucking clean and in my opinion efficient it blows my fucking mind. I'd cook a hot dog on their 3rd or 4th rail (they have 4 rails) and eat off the floor it's so GD clean. The only thing stopping me is the fact that their trains are so often and on time I wouldn't have time to make my dog rare. Their taxi drivers are so professional. They have to train for three years before they get to drive. The cabs are clean and don't smell like falafal balls. Did I mention the hotness? I'd live there in a heartbeat.
Expand your horizions and visit some other nation other than Datona Beach
FL
So I just spent some time expanding my culture in the big UK, England (old), British Columbia (no that's Canada - stupid), umm, I meant Great Britain.
Here's my guide to the British: drive on the other fucking side of the road! Isn't it funny how the only jackassses in the world who don't know what fucking side to drive on all live on islands: Japan, Britain, and Australia (I know you're a continent [I had to do a Google search to figure out how to spell that word - look my first thought within a thought] but you're just a big fucking island with no roads leading to other countries that matter). You say FR, England has the Channel Tunnel or the Chunnel as we like to say. And I say touche to you. But that's new-ish. Much younger than fucking cars. It's fucking weird and hard to cross the streets because you look the other way and SMACK you get hit by some space age fucking hybrid. Grow up you pussies from those wrong side driving countries.
Lets talk money. England has the Pound which is their version of the Dollar, only it's worth more. One Pound = $1.55 - $1.79, give or take. They also have the Pence which is their version of our Cent. Here's what confuses me. Their pounds go down to 5 in bill form. Next they have the 2 Pound coin and the 1 pound coin. Next they have: 50, 20, 10, 5, 2, and 1 Pence coins. All in all they have 7 crazy fucking coins. That's one reason they hate us Americans, because we stand like retards at a register trying to pay for a stick of gum with 400 different coins.
The women are hotties, I won't lie. They all dress in that Eruo trash look and all the guys are in these skinny stretch jeans that they also wear baggy. Knock, knock. Who's there? You can't droop spandex asshole.
It may seem like I have more complaints than I have good things to say but that's really not true. Driving, money, and style are all I have negative to say. I harp because that's what I do: I harp. The places I visited were so damn clean. They have this subway called The Underground (while expensive) is so fucking clean and in my opinion efficient it blows my fucking mind. I'd cook a hot dog on their 3rd or 4th rail (they have 4 rails) and eat off the floor it's so GD clean. The only thing stopping me is the fact that their trains are so often and on time I wouldn't have time to make my dog rare. Their taxi drivers are so professional. They have to train for three years before they get to drive. The cabs are clean and don't smell like falafal balls. Did I mention the hotness? I'd live there in a heartbeat.
Expand your horizions and visit some other nation other than Datona Beach
FL
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