Major Update

Go check out the article on Arnold.

Michael Jackson Played With Little Boys

The Link Above Has Court Transcripts From Michael Jackson's Trials, Click The Title and Read.

I am so fucking tired of seeing ads for his movie, "This Is It".  (I get confused. Do I put the period in the quotes or not?  I'm not quoting someone so I shouldn't put the period in there because the quotes contain a title and the title doesn't have a period.  I hate you grammar!!)  I'm so fucking fed up with anyone supporting this piece of shit.  I'm so disappointed in all of the black community for their public support for this monster.  Read the transcripts, he molested children.

My take (hold on to something this one's strong): let me clarify one thing so I don't piss-off my buddy Token.  The black community is usually conservative with their decisions.  They want less taxes, support the military, have huge numbers involved with the church (percentage wise it's so much higher than whites), support the death penalty, etc.  For this community to embrace this child molester, this pedophile, this predator , blows my fucking mind.  Had this been any other person, they would have been burning him at the steak like 16th century Massachusetts and the witch trials.  Not to mention, he spent his entire life bleaching his skin.  He lied to world when he had white kids.

Here's a free biology lesson for all you kids.  If you lose a finger or a toe or an eyeball in an accident and you choose to have kids 5 -10 years down the road.  They will be born with all their fingers and toes and eyes (pending no complications).  Traits are passed from DNA and every once in a bluemoon we find mutations.  What I'm fucking saying is you cannot change your physical self and pass that on.  You cannot make yourself white and then make white kids!  I cannot tattoo my entire body blue and have blue kids. An example of a DNA mutation is a specific 32 base pair deletion in human CCR5 (CCR5-Δ32) confers HIV resistance to homozygotes and delays AIDS onset in heterozygotes.  This is also suspected in helping part of Europe survive the bubonic plague centuries ago... not white babies from bleached dads.

Everyone, this guy raped kids.  Little boys were his preference.  If you read some of the transcripts you see that he never let one of the boy's sisters in his room, just the boy.  This man should have been arrested and locked up.  This goes to show, if you have money and fame you can get away with whatever you want.  I'm not going to get into detail about what he did but it turns your stomach.  And if it doesn't you probably live in a house with one of the red dots when you look on the sex-offender registration website map.

To the celebs endorsing this fucker, you all are proving how really stupid you all are.  You are saying that you promote the disgusting acts this monster did.  I'm thinking that your acting guild card is really a NAMBLA membership.  Maybe all of you like touching kids.  Kate Perry, you were at the opening night of his movie... I'll dress up as a kid and you may touch me... Please!

We cannot deny that his music touched us all.  Hell, I downloaded some of his music after he died.  Some of us it touched in the private parts, the no no dirty area, or whatever you call it.  However you cannot separate the pedophile from the man who made the music.  You cannot separate him from the act of shunning the community from which he came.  And most of all, you cannot support, forgive, or forget what this cocksucker was... he was a cocksucker, of little ones.

Another Test

I don't give a shit about this article I'm just testing another stupid site.

Blogger Sucks

I can't post any links to articles that I'm writing about.  There is no way to get some fucking help from Blogger to let me know what the fuck is going on.  That is why I haven't been posting anything today.

Fuck You Blogger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quick Note

So I go back to read my posts to see if they make any sense.  I'm a fucking retard today.  I guess I was too busy watching my Yankees get mopped up by Cliff Lee and those NL Phillies.  NL stands for naughty lesbos not National League.  I usually go back and fix them but I'm done tonight.  I'm all out of Crystal Meth and coffee... me and Agassi were hanging out.

I'm going to bed... with a homeless man I met.  He's smelly but warm.

Rapper Pays Girl $1000 to Leave Concert

This is the second time this God Damn site won't let me attach the link to the article I'm reporting on.  Did I say reporting?  I'm fucking Clark Kent... not actually fucking him just that I am him and we're not doing but it is okay if that was what I was into and who am I or you to judge... forget I said anything.

Anyways a rapper not a raper was doing a show down at Florida State University and was about to do a really raunchy song.  He sees this girl out in the audience and pulls a wad of cash from his pocket and pays her to leave.

Rapper Piles did a good deed during a recent concert at Florida State University. After noticing a young fan in the crowd he paid the little girl $1,000 to leave.

This link was on AOL by the way.

My take: awesome.  No one should have to listen to rap music.  Kidding my brother loved the chronic CD.  This guy comes from a culture where they treat women like 'bitches' and 'ho's'.  I wish I lived there.  But he had the chance to do the right thing because he felt it would have been wrong to let her stay.  I don't necessarily agree with the 10 Benjamins but to each their own.  Too ofter you find adults who don't care enough to do the right thing when it comes to other peoples children.  In fact it has become common that if you were to discipline another child, you run the risk of getting in a fight with the parents.  How fucked up has this world become when we don't and can't help each other.

The Governator Tells a California Law Maker How It Is

So I haven't posted yet today because I'm a lazy fuck.  My bad.  Now I'm pissed because this GD post won't save due to illegal characters.  What the fuck does that mean?  Fix this shit you stupid mother fudger.  Trying to keep it clean.  Anyways, if this stupid link doesn't work go look on AOL for this article.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was invited to a democratic fund raiser in San Francisco a little while back.  This one d-bag, freshman lawmaker kept yelling 'Liar' and booing and all sorts of shit while Total Recall was making his speech.  Since then this prepubescent San Fran pussy has tried to pass a bunch of laws and they got vetoed.  When the Last Action Hero vetoes a bill, he likes to include a reason why he vetoed the bill.  This most recent note from the Kindergarten Cop had a hidden message spelled in the left column.  They didn't show the message but I'd imagine that it looks something like this:

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not sure if he included the exclamation marks but I would have.

My take on this: good for you T-800, Cyberdyne Series model 101.  This little democratic shit is screaming like a coward out of the crowd.  (To the limp-dick law maker) I would have jumped off the stage and kicked you in your balls... if you had any.

Here's why this story pisses me off so much: I don't remember the guys name but he was a Republican and he yelled at Obama during his speech and said 'Liar'.  The fucking congress passed a bill telling this rebel GOPer he was bad.  Imagine having a bill passed to say that you were bad.  You being bad is offically a law.  Fucking Awesome (in caps)!!!  No officer, I can do what I want, I'm legally bad.

Anyways, I hate all law makers and people in any kind of authoritative position.  There are a few I can deal with: Conan the Barbarian, Jesse the Body, and maybe McCain (maybe).  The smaller your radius of authority, the more of a jack balls ass munch you become.  Think a building board of trustees.  A bunch of knob-swabbers that only rule over a few floors and a mop closet. 

Eat me!

I just updated some crap that didn't make any sense.  Do elves fart?

Update:  I totally stole this pic from, probably my favorite website, www.wwtdd.com.  Without further ado:

Larry Johnson Banned for Gay Slur

Link is in the title.

This article has blown up over on Fox Sports.  I'll tell you this much, the title says 'Banned Indefinitely' but the article doesn't go into much detail.  Larry Johnson Chiefs running back, same dick Johnson that is on probation for getting into fights with women (hitting and spitting), tweeted about his first year coach Todd Haley and his lack of ability and experience.  He went as far as to tweet about how Todd went to college on a golf scholarship and never played college or pro ball.  Somewhere in his tweets he said fag.  I think he was responding to someone talking about how he likes to hit women.  He also called a reporter a fag when the reporter was attempting to interview him.

My turn: Larry Johnson is a piece of shit plain and simple.  I wish I could say he came from nothing and his lack of a father figure and growing up in the ghetto were factors in his bad decisions, but I can't.  His father played professional football for a little bit.  Point being is at the very least he had a decent middle class up bringing.

Larry has a history of this type of behavior:

1. In 2003, he was arrested for felony aggravated assault and misdemeanor domestic battery for waving a gun at his ex-girlfriend
    
2. In 2005, he was again arrested for assault when a woman accused Johnson of pushing her to the ground
    
3. His third arrest for assault came on February 24, 2008, after allegedly pushing a woman's head at a nightclub
    
4. On October 10, 2008, Johnson was arrested for the fourth time and charged with one count of non-aggravated assault for allegedly spitting a drink in a woman's face.  It was rumored that Johnson attempted to flee from police officers but was tackled after two yards. The woman involved, Ashley Stewart, has since filed a civil suit against Johnson, accusing him of negligence, assault and battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress and negligent infliction of emotional distress

The info above came from the Wiki page about Larry Johnson (this link)

Without trying to defend this asshole, I believe the term fag was used in the same manner had he chose to use the word asshole (just like I did above).   I highly doubt he was attempting to slander someone who is part of the the LGBT community.  So I think we should chill out and let people insult others as they seem fit.  However I do recognize that someone in his position (and I don't mean hands against the wall) is representing the organization he is associated with, the NFL and they don't want to be known as the gay hating pro sport.

We need to weed out people like him.  I'd prefer that we 86 him due to his tweets about his coach compacted with his peachy history of being a dick.  However, I'm not against the NFL taking the same action if it means using the language he used against him.  I firmly believe that we need to realize that a word that is associated with the term 'hate' is not always used in such manner.  Sometimes a word is just a word.  But if it means we can use his words against him towards the greater cause of making this world a better place, I'll put that idea on the shelve for this instance.  Does that make sense?  What I'm trying to say is he wasn't trying to insult a community of our brothers and sister who happen to like the same sex but with his reputation/past if using his own words against him we should kick Johnson where it counts... in his footballs.

Metallica Committs $50,000 to Help Find Fan That Went Mission After Concert

College student Morgan Harrington went missing over a week ago after getting separated from her friends after a Metallica concert at the University of Virginia (click on article title for link).  She had called her friends and said she would find her way home and that was the last anyone heard from her.  Her parents have been keeping a very public profile, and with the injection of Metallica's money and publicity, hopefully the authorities will get some answers sooner than later.  According to  MSNBC/MSN:

Boosted by the $50,000 pledge from Metallica, there is a $150,000 reward for information that helps find Morgan Harrington. Police ask anyone with information to call 434-352-3467.

 Here's how I feel: I'm very impressed by Metallica's commitment to finding Morgan.  They don't have to help and they don't have to contribute money.  I have always been a huge Metallica fan but now I have a new found respect for them.  I don't want to make this all about them.  It sucks that Morgan is missing.  I would rather not be writing this post and would prefer to use this space to make steroid jokes about Mark McGuire's new gig as a hitting coach.

We need to pass harsher punishment laws for sex offenders and rapist.  Cut their balls off.  Plain and simple.  Get rid of the organ that produces these hormones.  If that doesn't stop these predators, then death should be the second punishment... or first if they finally get caught after multiple offense or commit murder or manslaughter during the offense.  I'm not saying do that for a guy that has an office relationship and the woman now feels uncomfortable or a highschool senior is dating a sophomore and the parents have a problem with it, I'm saying kill the real offender.

Bye-bye twigs and berries or at least berries.

Women Confuse Me

So today I hear this chick say, "I feel like a zombie."  So of course, having just watched I Am Legend, I had to feel what a zombie felt like.  This loca chica slaps me and yells for help.

How was I wrong?