'Illegal Alien' Costume Under Fire

'Illegal Alien' Costume Under Fire - LINK

So here's my problem now. Whenever you let little people (I don't mean midgets... well I do but not in this instance) have a little bit of power they let it get to their head. This story is one of those moments. This little sensitive woman with a little bit of intimidating power had this to say:

Angelica Salas, executive director of the Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights of Los Angeles, wrote e-mails to Minneapolis-based Target and Wisconsin-based BuySeasons, Inc. calling the costume "distasteful, mean-spirited, and ignorant of social stigmas and current debate on immigration reform."

Or maybe it's a sensitivity issue, who knows what about this article pisses me off. This lady and her organization have nothing to do but write Target about a stupid costume. This costume depicts an alien (as in from Mars, anal probing, take me to your leader) in a prison jump suit, with a green card. Obviously it is a pun on the 1000's that run for our borders daily or monthly (I don't know or care about the numbers).

Lady, this costume is a joke, a fucking joke. I'm assuming if this costume offends you it's because you're a sensitive D-Bag (plus you said how it depicts "social stigmas," of immigrants). I'll tell you this much, when I think of immigrant workers, I don't think of them as space aliens.

I think I had a stroke because I can't type for shit today. I can't tell you how many times I hit the wrong fucking key.

Lady and America, we have become too fucking sensitive. We're offended by costumes, comments, political views that are not our own or mainstream. Suck it up bitches and stop supporting this whiny, sensitive, let me suck your lactating nipple mentality. Lady you should be protecting your immigrants from illegal labor practices and trying to get the illegals to become legal not worrying about some stupid costume. I hope people see what you're really getting paid for... protecting Halloween.

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"Lottery Winner" Causes Riot

‘Lottery winner’ causes riot at Ohio coat store

This is my first link that I posted that didn't have the little Blogger post button next to it.  So until my legal department tells me other wise (my legal department consists of a monkey on a tricycle who drinks his own pee) I'll let ya'll know this is from MSN/MSNBC.com

This lady rents a limo and heads to Burlington Coat Factory, brings a bunch of crap to the counter and proceeds to tell the store (everyone in it) that she'll pay for everyone's bill up to 500 beans (that's $500.00 for you dumb shits).  Customers in the store even get on their cell phones and start calling their family and friends to get in on the action.  Long story short, once the store's management, the customers, and even the limo driver (more on him below) realize that she's full of crapola, the 'fit hits the shan'.  Everyone in the store starts rioting and mob mentality takes over.  They start trashing the store and stealing stuff that doesn't belong to them.  Riot police show up, blah, blah, blah.  She gets turned in by the limo drive once he realizes he's not getting paid.

A few points: when do you wake up and say, "I want to pull some kind of crazy shit that no one ever has."

.... I'll be right back, my GD microwave is annoying me.  I'm back.  For you that was instantaneous.  For me, I had to turn the microwave on for ten more minutes and wait for the cat to stop making noise.  Those damn cats are really resilient.

Anyways, was this lady a complete whack job?!?  I'd love to say yes.  However, I feel that she is making a social statement on the behavior and expectations of, I must assume, the lower to middle-lower class.  I'm assuming she feels that this type of disorder and chaos would occur if the situation was presented to those people who come from that part of society.  These people were lied to and their response was to loot and riot.  Good call everyone!  I love to see my tax dollars at work by dispatching the police to a coat store because you greedy assholes felt hurt by some whack-a-doodle who lied to you.  The best part of this story is how the shoppers called their friends and family so they can get more free crap.  Greed is always good for a story.

When I was in 4th grade this guy, I'll call D.J. (protect the innocent - he's actually a really good guy) promised all of 5th and 4th grade that his uncle was building us life size Transformers... I'm talking Bumblebee (he was a stupid Volkswagen back then), Optmus Prime, Grimlock life sized robots.  I dreamt about my Transformer breaking me out of school.  Turns out he was lying.  200 middle to middle upper class kids wanted to kick his ass.  That's not that scary since we hadn't discovered tribal tattoos, motorcycles, and goatees yet. Point being is we didn't burn down or ransack his house.  We just called him stupid face for a week.

I just put a glove on to see how well I can type. Not bad.  It's off.

This class of people need class.  Some times shit sucks.  Juries don't always vote your way, if a cop pulls you over it may be because of who you are but it also may be because you did something that warrants it (New York City use to have their own license plates until it was changed because New York State police officers would write them an unreasonably high percentage of tickets knowing they wouldn't show up to court due to the distance plus people from the city are fuck-wads), and people may lie to you.  I don't hate you because of your color, I hate you because of your lack of class and morals.

Fuck-Off

FL

Old People

Okay, I love old people.  Most smell good and have good stories to tell.  Some are fun to hug and some can take their teeth out... and gum me.

I have two stories for you and the names and facts have been changed to protect the senile. 

Story 1: This old guy is driving a normal route.  By that I mean one he has driven a million times before.  I know for a fact that people have addressed his ability to drive and have said, "It's only a matter of time," before the British take over something bad happens.  Guess what, something bad happened.  Without going into detail, he crossed traffic where, more like when, he shouldn't have.  Multiple cars later he's not driving.  Now to get him and his to move closer to family has been a nightmare to say the least.  Not the kind where you go to school or work and you realize you're not wearing paints... then you try to wake up but you realize it's not really a dream and security is escorting you out.

Story 2: Another old guy, relax I'm not racists.  Another old guy was climbing... wait for it... wait for it... wait for it... some steps.  He worked so hard, he got so far, he gave it that old college try, but that dumb bitch was following him.  No really, someone was walking behind him and it was a she.  He got to that top step and decided to miss it and rolled down the steps.  I'm thinking that he was a dirty old man and wanted a cheap feel.  He and she twisted and rolled down a flight of steps in a big human ball and only stopped when they hit that bottom.  Broken head, bleeding, and he was rushed to the hospital and the woman he took out also went with other injuries, not as sever but still serious.

My point: old fuckers, grow up!  The first guy could have killed someone, may have almost, but that's for me to know.  The second guy brought someone else to the hospital with him.  These are simply two of many stories out there in this green and blue sphere we live on.  The fact that you people are so proud, are so attached to your physical things (house, neighbor hood, etc.) you don't think clearly and put yourselves and others into jeopardy.

What's jail like at 75 for vehicular homicide?  What's it like to fall down the steps of your house that you live alone at and die from the elements, starvation, or dehydration because no one was there to help and you broke both hips and a few arms?  Your actions effect others, your decisions have consequences that go well beyond the scope of the five feet of personal space around you.  Your stubbornness, for lack of a better word - I was dropped on my head as a child through my 20's, can not only hurt you but will hurt others that love you or like you or wish they were the ones hurting you... pick one.

If you're old and reading this.  Please keep reading this blog you're probably one of three people who does.  But think about what or how your decisions are effecting others and possibly yourself.  It's okay to realize that being alone is not the best solution.  If you're young, don't be afraid of old people.  Except for old man Withers, he would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those snooping kids and that damn dog!  Do the right thing.  It may make you unpopular, as long as you don't get snipped from the will, to do the right thing and put pressure on the old ones because they may not realize they need it, but just do it.  Every situation is different, however, I'd rather be wrong now than sorry later.

FL

Judge Rules Jon Must Return $180K

Judge Rules Jon Must Return $180K

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So this guy Jon is a dick. (I would like to point out that this sentence gets its own paragraph)

First off when you have a kid and you name him Jon verses John he's predetermined to be a dick. What kind of D-Bag takes the money away from his soon to be ex-wife just to punish her because he couldn't keep his mangina in his paints and screwed the nanny or house keeper (I really don't feel like looking up the facts - that's good reporting if you ask me). I'm sure they are well taken care of but that D-Bag move really just hurts the 74 kids you and that horrible excuse of a wife had.

I'm going to start a petition to create a panel, headed by yours truly, to decide who gets their tubes tied or canals snipped. He'd get the special treatment. I'd call it the Ken Doll... think about it, think about it, think about it (I'm saying think about it really slow). A complete amputation of all parts that make him look like a man. I'm talking twigs and berries.

FL

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Goodell: 'Divisive' Limbaugh comments a concern

Goodell: 'Divisive' Limbaugh comments a concern

So this is a hot topic. Rush Limbaugh, conservative commentator, is looking to be part owner (at least is rumored) of the St. Louis Rams - that's American Football you pansies. The man says racy things. Read the article above.

This all goes back to when I say that we all just need to know how to fucking chill out! I hate the fact that Rush made comments that were deemed inappropriate because they came from him and not a black man or woman.

There are people in this country like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who are only looking to further one agenda... their own wallets. These guys are hate mongers. They push race turmoil so they can get their faces and names in the news. And you're nuts if you think that they have other motives than self-interest. Believe you me, that when I say these two men would do infomercials if it was more profitable and came with just as much power; they'd do them in a heartbeat.

Yet you say, "Francis, you're a white guy and you only named black guys!" Amen to you I say, Amen. I'll admit I don't know any mainstream tabloid slingers like Tweedledee and Tweedledum that I mentioned above who push their own agendas while passing it off as the white agenda. Mainstream media would not allow these people to flourish as their darker counterparts have. I would not support these white jackasses either.

Please don't think that I'm saying that we're better because we're white. I'm not promoting any kind of divide. I am simply saying that if we can stop promoting this racial sensitivity, stop jumping every time there are issues between a white and a black, stop saying, "you can't say that because you're not one of us," we'll be in a much better place. We can focus on landing on the goddamn moon to see if it is really cheese.

Speaking of making this world a better place, can someone please induce a coma in Lindsay Lohan? My life would be so much better if I didn't have to see the self destruction of this idiot! Or just make her finally do that porn. I wanna see if it is as worn down as the rest of her body.

FL

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Rourke Refuses to Apologize for Gay Slurs

Rourke Refuses to Apologize for Gay Slurs

I've been doing a bunch of sports postings, actually just baseball, because I've been lazy.  This article has hit a nerve (link above).

If you haven't read the article, Mickey Rourke called some gossip columnist a fagget.  Now gay and lesbian associations or activist groups are calling for an apology. 

I am so tired of this shit.  People have to tiptoe (this really isn't someone tiptoeing, this is a drunk Rourke calling out some reporter wannabe) around what they say.  My problem is Rourke wasn't using the word as a slur against someone from the GLBT community.  He was using it in the same sense of calling someone an a-hole.  Shut up!  The intentions are what are important.  Just like in a criminal trial, you need motive.

I also hate, and I mean hate more than Bret Farve hates the Packers management, more than people who play WOW hate dial-up internet connections, I hate the phrase (I'm going to paraphrase - so eat me): You're not one of us, we can say that/that word/that phrase, you cannot.  I'm telling you this world will be a better place as soon as we get beyond this stupid idea.

The world would also be better once it's becomes normal for women to walk around topless and... wait a minute, only hot women, no chunkers.  Chubby women need love too but only behind closed doors.

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League Championship Series All set

Yankees vs. Angeles

Dodgers vs. Phillies

Predictions:  Yankees in 5 and Dodgers in 6.

I should be going to bed but I'm watching MNF that's Monday Night Football for you gypsies.  I hate gypsies they always read my palms and tell me I'm going to go blind doing that.  A little judgmental for my taste.

The Bronx Bombers are in Baby!

Dexter is the best show on television, I just had to get that out of the way.  Hopefully next episode he can take out a deserving fictional fella or sheila.  Now that that's out of my system.

The Yanks took the Twins in three games, not four, not two (that'd be impossible) but three.  This Friday begins the ALCS, two in the Bronx, three in... wherever the Mighty Ducks play, er the Anaheim Angles (note to self, not the ducks) play. Then, hopefully not needed two more in the good ole NYC.  Bronx is part of NYC for you Geography retards impaired. 


I need to get to bed.

Sox Lost

So the Bo Sox got swept by the Angels today after Papelbuns blew the lead, lost the save, lost the game, and realized that he has a small mouth.  How does he even speak with those little lips?  I have something for those little lips, its called... chap-stick.  I'm not going to even justify the fact that you thought I was going to make anti-gay jokes or comments.  Seriously, you make me sick.

I was hoping that they (Sox and Angels) were going to make this a five game series.  The victor being a little more tired than they are now.  Leaving them a little more susceptible to the wrath of the Yankees... pending a Yankees' victory.

Moral of the story, we don't always get what we want.  Like a chance to play the role of one of Leo's love interest, maybe in the movie Titanic or Departed.  He's so dreamy.

Update:  I prefer to use Firefox to post because I can't spell for shit.