Tiger Woods

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Everyone knows what's going on with Tiger Woods and his wife.  Turns out she's seeking divorce.  Whatever, I really could care less.  He's a dumb ass and she was probably a miserable bitch.  Here's why I write.

These women in Tiger's life saved messages, emails, voice mails, and whatever else they could save from him.  Women, you are just as fucking responsible as the men are for these affairs.

I don't mean the women getting cheated on, I feel for you.  You probably didn't push your men away from you into the arms of another man... wooh... I mean woman (I'm keeping that mess up because its funny), probably.  I'm talking about the women that slept with Tiger and other married men.  It takes two to tango, ladies.  Unless Tiger slipped some Spanish-Fly in your cosmo and you woke up wearing a tiger driver cover on each hand and a sore ass, you're just as to blame as he is.  Here's a quick aside, I read of another affair the other day in Page Six, NY Post gossip section.  The mistress called the guys wife and identified herself.  She [the mistress] said she felt like an injustice was being done [and her confession was helping set things right].  Give me a fucking break!  You women are parading around like you're fucking saints and not the fucking whores you are.  You are all whores, nothing more, nothing less.  The men too, you're man-whores.  I hate that these women aren't held accountable, here's what I propose.

A marriage is a legal binding contract between a man and a woman, maybe someday (once we get out of these ridiculous dark times) between a man and man and hopefully between two very hot women.  Anyways, when any party in the marriage breaks their vows, essentially voiding or breaching the contract, they are subject to civil penalties.  I think that in the case of infidelity, being that there is another outside party who knows this person is married, this third person (man or woman causing the spouse to cheat) should be subject to pay out civil punitive damages.  What I'm saying is Tiger's wife is suing him.  She should be able to sue the shit out of these fucking women who slept with Tiger.

I know what some people will think.  This would cause women or men to not come forward and admit their affairs,  probably.  But more likely, once we see that people are losing everything for a little dick or pussy, they would think twice before jumping in the sack with a married man or woman.  I'm not asking for new laws, I'm just asking that the current one be reevaluated or applied to represent these times.  Hell, football teams (college and pro) get fined all the time for talking to a prospect before the allocated time whether due to restrictions or contractual obligations.  The same is for married people, if you do something with a third party when your current contract says you can't, you both get fined.  Think about it.

I feel bad for the people who get cheated on.  Nothing is more humiliating.  However, I fucking hate that these women are getting off free of any consequence.  Men too, I definitely mean men too, just understand that this posting was spawned from Tiger's fuck-ups.  I would love to see things change a little to match the times.  No more of this wild party, time for us all to take responsibility.