Baron Davis Is a Bad Ass MoFo

His Wiki is is in the title.

So Baron Davis plays for the L.A. Clippers, the red-headed step child of Los Angeles.  Did I spell that right, all of a sudden the spell check on Firefox sucks more cock than a room full of Village People impersonators.  Seriously, it comes up with some kind of weird shit.  Anyways, LAC played the Nuggets tonight.  Davis only had 12 points and 9 helpers but that's not the point.  He's just a bad mofo.  I love, like a room full of Village People, his look.  He's got this badass old school beard.  The name Baron Davis.  How cool would it be to be a Baron?  That's a fucking retorical question butt-hole!  The only thing cooler than being a Baron would be a real titan, not the football player but a semi-god that throws lightning and shit.

Baron, if you're reading this (you're not because you're not that other guy who reads this blog) you're offically my favorite player.  Jester James, you suck little cock you little bitch.