Sunday Morning Headlines

Today is Sunday, that day of rest, the day of worship, the day of Football!  That's real Football you weird foreigners. 

In the NFL we have a record number of undefeated teams: 5-0 Vikings, 5-0 Broncos, 5-0 Colts, 4-0 Saints, and 5-0 Giants. Game of the day has to be the meeting of the Giants and Saints in New Orleans.  Here's a cool plot twist (the Saints put mineral ice in the jocks of the Giants).  Sean Payton is making Jeremy Shockey captain, at least, for the game to motivate him against his former team the Giants.  Shockey the tight end was originally a Giant and didn't exactly leave on good terms.

Police from Fort Collins, CO are looking to press charges against the parents of the 'balloon boy'.  It is becoming more and more apparent this was nothing more than a hoax.  If you remember, frantic parents of balloon boy called 911 saying that their son was in the basket of this huge helium weather/scientific balloon.  Turns out the little shit was hiding in the garage rafters.  These people had police, news, and even military searching for this balloon and its basket.  More to come...

Finally, for now, I'm hung over.  Not puking hung over but I could feel better.  I also ate a whole thing of jello.  I made myself some jello last week when I was not felling well.  It wasn't swine flu, however, I did shit on the windshields of a few cars so it may have been bird flu.  Anyways I ate some jello last week but had 2/3 of it left over and finished it for breakfast.  I gotta take a crap.