Steve Phillips In Another Sex Scandal (Click Here for Link)

Okay people, listen up.  This is one of those articles that make me say what the fuck?!?

Steve Phillips was the GM for the New York Mets, what now seems like a lifetime ago, and is currently a baseball analyst for ESPN.  Twice in this douche bag's life he was caught in a sex scandal.  This article talks about his current one where the chick went batty.

This chick would call his house and tell his wife that only one of them can have Steve, stalked his children, and even crashed her car while fleeing his house after dropping off a threatening letter.  Finally his wife is suing for divorce; after all he did the same thing while working for the Mets.  The woman, from back in the Mets' days, sues the organization for sexual harassment... the settled out of court.

Here's my thoughts: this guy is a douche bag (as you saw from above) and what the fuck is wrong with you women?  This guy deserves to be sued for everything he is worth by his wife. He's a scumbag.  A lot of men are, some say it's nature, I say they're right... whatever.  He played with fire and he got burnt... twice.  See that, I used two dramatic... pauses.  I did it... again.

Women, how is it you're so fucking crazy?!?  No seriously.  I'm a man, and I'm pretty sure SP (that's Steve Phillips' initials) is a man too.  Our cocks are not made of crack.  My nectar doesn't become stiletto pumps once it drys on the bed or your stomach (or face if it's been a while).  So how come you crazy bitches get all, I don't know, fucking CRAZY?  Why is it that you can't get dumped, even if it is a bad dumping, and move on?  Why do you have to sue your place of employment?

NEWS FLASH: people spend almost half of their awake lives at work or school after the age of 5 according to a scientific study (I just made up).  Seriously think about it, you aim for about 8 hours sleep, work 9-5 (school 8-4) that's 8 hours, and another 8 for TV, food shopping, masturbation (that's almost 5 hours of my day), and transportation back and fro from work.  Point being people meet, interact, where they spend time being social.  If you work in an enviroment that requires interaction and you're not a fucking forest ranger (hell, they fuck deers and bears) you're probably going to interact with someone you desire.

Anyways, why can't you just say, "That didn't work out maybe I'll find someone else."  Would you sue a bar for meeting a guy there that was a dick?  How many bars would have a separate section for men and lesbos, and one section for women, gays and sailors (I'm an Army guy)?  They all would.  Sexual harassment statutes are for people getting their junk grabbed at work and for when they're told they can't have the promotion unless they munch rug/swab knob, not for relationship management or as a fucking support group. 

Finally, the whole stalking thing is sexy.  Women don't give it up, men have been doing it for centuries.  Seriously, see the above paragraphs and multiply them by 100.

Steve is a dick, but you women are fucking nuts.  Grow up and take a break up like a man.  Don't sue the company because you're an unstable CU Next Tuesday.