MLB Shaking Up the Ump Situation

See the title for the link.

So I've been pondering whether or not to say, "Happy Friday everyone!"  Then I realized that I'm not a pussy.  Don't you hate that when people say stupid pin button shit.  You know like flair from Office Space, "Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!"  Moving on.  I don't think that was technically on a piece of flair but it sounded like it could have come from one.

So everyone in the world who has an opinion on baseball is screaming for instant replay in said baseball.  The umps this post season have been horrible.  Seriously, like the first time I had sex with some other than myself horrible.  This article is saying that due to the shitty calls, MLB is replacing the broke-dicks of umps they have working the games for experienced crew members that hopefully won't fuck up a fair ball by over a foot (ass munch called the ball foul - good for my Yankees bad for baseball).

Kind of like my fantasy of a world where I'm the only man and I'm king and the women fight for my seed; good for me, bad for the human race.

Anyways where was I, oh yea, so the umps fubar'ed a bunch of standard, fairly easy, calls.  So the article says that MLB is going against their standard of using at least one (sometimes more) playoff inexperienced ump for the game.

Here's my take: I'm kicking myself for not posting my opinion earlier because it was almost exactly what baseball is doing now.  Fuck this instant replay rule that people are crying about.  Live umps are part of the game.  Having a fucking robot call games is like buying a sex doll; while it may be fun for a first, you'll soon realize that life is boring without having someone to argue with.  Seriously, who doesn't love to see Ozzy Guillen getting ejected because he's an asshole?

Where was I (that's twice today), that's right - thanks voice in my head, no the other one, yes you - screw replay.  The umps through out the season are rated on how well they do, how many calls they fuck up.  Take either the top four crews or the top 24 umps and have them work the ALDS and NLDS.  From those four groups take the top two crews or 12 umps for the ALCS and NLCS.  Finally the top crew or 6 umps for the World Series.  Get it?  You dumb shit.

I will say that when a play happens within a 10th of a second, sometimes it's not too easy to make the right call.  That's all I'm saying to defend these shit bags, I used that already... these d-bags, better.

Alright, enjoy your Friday night.  Don't take life, shit, opinions, or anything for that matter too seriously; it's all a fucking joke in the end.  Oh yea, watch Law & Order or at least Tivo it.  I don't care if you delete it, I just don't want the show to go off the air... 20 years, come on folks.