Megan Fox Changes Tune Regarding Transformers and Michael Bay

Megan Fox Changes Tune (Link Here)

Okay, Megan Fox is one of the Hottest Women in the World (aside from the woman in my life).

Shut the door Mom!  I said don't disturb me while I'm cleaning my room!

Sorry about that, where were we?  Oh, Megan is a hottie sans that weird thumb thing.  I think that she's starting to realize that she is really a no talent hooker looker and that's it.  In this article she's accepting an award from Spike TV's annual award show that no one in the world has ever heard about.  I'm not sure Spike knows of this show.  During her acceptance speech she does everything except bring Michael Bay on stage and blow him right there.  For the past few months she has been trashing Bay and the Transformers sequel because she things she is big shit.

After the flop of a movie called  'Jennifer's Body', or some other crap like that - I really don't care enough to look it up - she realized that if it wasn't for Transformers and Bay, she'd be another B-Lister striving for the attention of the public.  Hey, I wouldn't mind a vag shot.  Looks, she's a 10.  Talent, she's maybe a 5.  That's the combo that gets you soft-porn movies on Skinamax.

Megan (if you're not Megan Fox, don't read this) - You got this far on looks alone.  Maybe you blew your way to your six figure payday but I'm not sure.  Don't fuck it up be pretending to be something you're not: talented and one-of-a-kind.  You are just another pretty face who happened to catch a load in your mouth break.  You are seriously a missed connection away from being a Coors Light girl giving away key chains and t-shirts at my favorite bar.  Be grateful, hone your skills, be a little sassy (that's what your public wants), but please don't throw it away by acting like a diva, you have the looks not the talent.