"Lottery Winner" Causes Riot

‘Lottery winner’ causes riot at Ohio coat store

This is my first link that I posted that didn't have the little Blogger post button next to it.  So until my legal department tells me other wise (my legal department consists of a monkey on a tricycle who drinks his own pee) I'll let ya'll know this is from MSN/MSNBC.com

This lady rents a limo and heads to Burlington Coat Factory, brings a bunch of crap to the counter and proceeds to tell the store (everyone in it) that she'll pay for everyone's bill up to 500 beans (that's $500.00 for you dumb shits).  Customers in the store even get on their cell phones and start calling their family and friends to get in on the action.  Long story short, once the store's management, the customers, and even the limo driver (more on him below) realize that she's full of crapola, the 'fit hits the shan'.  Everyone in the store starts rioting and mob mentality takes over.  They start trashing the store and stealing stuff that doesn't belong to them.  Riot police show up, blah, blah, blah.  She gets turned in by the limo drive once he realizes he's not getting paid.

A few points: when do you wake up and say, "I want to pull some kind of crazy shit that no one ever has."

.... I'll be right back, my GD microwave is annoying me.  I'm back.  For you that was instantaneous.  For me, I had to turn the microwave on for ten more minutes and wait for the cat to stop making noise.  Those damn cats are really resilient.

Anyways, was this lady a complete whack job?!?  I'd love to say yes.  However, I feel that she is making a social statement on the behavior and expectations of, I must assume, the lower to middle-lower class.  I'm assuming she feels that this type of disorder and chaos would occur if the situation was presented to those people who come from that part of society.  These people were lied to and their response was to loot and riot.  Good call everyone!  I love to see my tax dollars at work by dispatching the police to a coat store because you greedy assholes felt hurt by some whack-a-doodle who lied to you.  The best part of this story is how the shoppers called their friends and family so they can get more free crap.  Greed is always good for a story.

When I was in 4th grade this guy, I'll call D.J. (protect the innocent - he's actually a really good guy) promised all of 5th and 4th grade that his uncle was building us life size Transformers... I'm talking Bumblebee (he was a stupid Volkswagen back then), Optmus Prime, Grimlock life sized robots.  I dreamt about my Transformer breaking me out of school.  Turns out he was lying.  200 middle to middle upper class kids wanted to kick his ass.  That's not that scary since we hadn't discovered tribal tattoos, motorcycles, and goatees yet. Point being is we didn't burn down or ransack his house.  We just called him stupid face for a week.

I just put a glove on to see how well I can type. Not bad.  It's off.

This class of people need class.  Some times shit sucks.  Juries don't always vote your way, if a cop pulls you over it may be because of who you are but it also may be because you did something that warrants it (New York City use to have their own license plates until it was changed because New York State police officers would write them an unreasonably high percentage of tickets knowing they wouldn't show up to court due to the distance plus people from the city are fuck-wads), and people may lie to you.  I don't hate you because of your color, I hate you because of your lack of class and morals.

Fuck-Off

FL