Link in title.
Everyone knows what's going on with Tiger Woods and his wife. Turns out she's seeking divorce. Whatever, I really could care less. He's a dumb ass and she was probably a miserable bitch. Here's why I write.
These women in Tiger's life saved messages, emails, voice mails, and whatever else they could save from him. Women, you are just as fucking responsible as the men are for these affairs.
I don't mean the women getting cheated on, I feel for you. You probably didn't push your men away from you into the arms of another man... wooh... I mean woman (I'm keeping that mess up because its funny), probably. I'm talking about the women that slept with Tiger and other married men. It takes two to tango, ladies. Unless Tiger slipped some Spanish-Fly in your cosmo and you woke up wearing a tiger driver cover on each hand and a sore ass, you're just as to blame as he is. Here's a quick aside, I read of another affair the other day in Page Six, NY Post gossip section. The mistress called the guys wife and identified herself. She [the mistress] said she felt like an injustice was being done [and her confession was helping set things right]. Give me a fucking break! You women are parading around like you're fucking saints and not the fucking whores you are. You are all whores, nothing more, nothing less. The men too, you're man-whores. I hate that these women aren't held accountable, here's what I propose.
A marriage is a legal binding contract between a man and a woman, maybe someday (once we get out of these ridiculous dark times) between a man and man and hopefully between two very hot women. Anyways, when any party in the marriage breaks their vows, essentially voiding or breaching the contract, they are subject to civil penalties. I think that in the case of infidelity, being that there is another outside party who knows this person is married, this third person (man or woman causing the spouse to cheat) should be subject to pay out civil punitive damages. What I'm saying is Tiger's wife is suing him. She should be able to sue the shit out of these fucking women who slept with Tiger.
I know what some people will think. This would cause women or men to not come forward and admit their affairs, probably. But more likely, once we see that people are losing everything for a little dick or pussy, they would think twice before jumping in the sack with a married man or woman. I'm not asking for new laws, I'm just asking that the current one be reevaluated or applied to represent these times. Hell, football teams (college and pro) get fined all the time for talking to a prospect before the allocated time whether due to restrictions or contractual obligations. The same is for married people, if you do something with a third party when your current contract says you can't, you both get fined. Think about it.
I feel bad for the people who get cheated on. Nothing is more humiliating. However, I fucking hate that these women are getting off free of any consequence. Men too, I definitely mean men too, just understand that this posting was spawned from Tiger's fuck-ups. I would love to see things change a little to match the times. No more of this wild party, time for us all to take responsibility.
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Chris Henry
Link in title.
So its been ages since I wrote anything. This is probably the life that blogs take on when they are created. Maybe I'll try better, who know... who gives a fuck? Moving on.
I'm going to post two opinions today on on Chris Henry and the other on Woods. Read the title, this one's on Henry, asshole.
Let me start with the, "I don't want to see anyone die speech." Blah, blah, blah. This may have been natural selection at work. Boom! You didn't see that one coming, did you? That's kind of harsh but this guy was another piece of shit. Yea, yea he was turning his life around. The whole pick-up truck thing proved that (that was not really proof of his turn around). This guy was arrested five times, lets take a minute (more like five seconds) to count: 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. You officially ran out of fingers on one hand or toes on one foot... unless you're a freak. But FL, my thumb is not a finger and my little toe makes me uncomfortable. Touche. You won this round.
I really don't know anything about this guy. All I know is how he is a criminal and he probably learned it was okay to act out at an early age. He probably comes from a single parent, probably a mom, home; maybe a two parent home, who knows? He probably had no discipline at home and his parent(s) didn't give two shits about his schooling, people he hung around with, or any behavioral problems that manifested at such an early age. I could spend hours talking about how society needs to be fixed especially poor areas. I suppose when you're worried about food on the table you don't give a shit about your child's behavior. Keep in mind that this is all speculation. I haven't bothered to prove any of these assumptions.
So natural selection got rid of one more fuck nut in our world. His fiancée is also a piece of shit. She drove the truck that caused his death. I wonder if he jumped out like he threatened or did she do her best to toss him? Anyways, she is another sparkling beacon of hope that should have taken the swan dive too. I feel bad for the three kids left, now they're stuck with a temperamental psychopath who has no trouble with driving a person to their death, literally. Mom's a great role model kids.
So its been ages since I wrote anything. This is probably the life that blogs take on when they are created. Maybe I'll try better, who know... who gives a fuck? Moving on.
I'm going to post two opinions today on on Chris Henry and the other on Woods. Read the title, this one's on Henry, asshole.
Let me start with the, "I don't want to see anyone die speech." Blah, blah, blah. This may have been natural selection at work. Boom! You didn't see that one coming, did you? That's kind of harsh but this guy was another piece of shit. Yea, yea he was turning his life around. The whole pick-up truck thing proved that (that was not really proof of his turn around). This guy was arrested five times, lets take a minute (more like five seconds) to count: 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. You officially ran out of fingers on one hand or toes on one foot... unless you're a freak. But FL, my thumb is not a finger and my little toe makes me uncomfortable. Touche. You won this round.
I really don't know anything about this guy. All I know is how he is a criminal and he probably learned it was okay to act out at an early age. He probably comes from a single parent, probably a mom, home; maybe a two parent home, who knows? He probably had no discipline at home and his parent(s) didn't give two shits about his schooling, people he hung around with, or any behavioral problems that manifested at such an early age. I could spend hours talking about how society needs to be fixed especially poor areas. I suppose when you're worried about food on the table you don't give a shit about your child's behavior. Keep in mind that this is all speculation. I haven't bothered to prove any of these assumptions.
So natural selection got rid of one more fuck nut in our world. His fiancée is also a piece of shit. She drove the truck that caused his death. I wonder if he jumped out like he threatened or did she do her best to toss him? Anyways, she is another sparkling beacon of hope that should have taken the swan dive too. I feel bad for the three kids left, now they're stuck with a temperamental psychopath who has no trouble with driving a person to their death, literally. Mom's a great role model kids.
Friday, November 27, 2009
Iran Confiscated Nobel Peace Winner's Metal
Link in title.
Shirin Ebadi, Nobel price winner from Iran had her metal confiscated from a safety deposit box a few weeks back. According to Ramin Mehmanparast, spokes man for the Iranian Foreign Ministry, this was done as a penalty because she, Ebadi, failed to pay taxes on the $1.3 million dollar reward that comes with the prize. Ebadi feels that there are tax laws that allow her to keep the money without paying taxes on it and this was simply a response to punish her for her role in pushing for democracy in Iran and helping with the protest during this past election on Iran's president. The Nobel organization in Norway has been very critical of this move since this has been the first time in the 108 year history of this prize anything like this has happened, i.e. taking away the metal of a recipient, and has asked that the metal be returned to Ebadi.
Here's my take: be fucking grateful that we don't live it that fucked up country. This lady is a rebel rouser in her home land and the government is trying to fuck her. She protested unfair human rights practices and the corrupt government and they said, "You talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? You gotta be talking to me because I'm the only corrupt government in the room. Let me prove how corrupt I am and find a way to hurt you." Seriously, this type of corruption is the type that topples governments. The people will eventually get fed up with this shit and there will be a civil war. Always bet on the North. Where was I, they wanted to quiet her protest of fraud and corruption so what did they do? They acted in such a manner that only amplifies her protests. Ebadi, this is exactly what you wanted to happen. This only makes you stronger. If by taking my shit, the government only made me stronger and a more sympathetic persona, then take my shit. My underwear is in the top drawer, left side; my favorite t-shirt is the AFA gray one bottom shelf; and my gay porn collection is... never mind I want that.
Here's something to think about that would actually scare the shit out of me, is this government (Iran) just oppressive assholes like so many before them or are they just a big entity without any real fucking control? Seriously, is this act something that president (I didn't capital that because he's an asshole) Ama-jackass-ima-jon (I didn't spell it right because he's still an asshole) sanctioned or is there just so many fuck-nuts running around with unchecked power that they think that they can do whatever they want? Seriously, too many chiefs not enough indians? It's okay I'm Cree, I can say that. That second scenario is what frightens me, a influential government in the region of the world that is a breeding ground for butt-fuck-jack-wads that has no real central control and is attempting to gain nuclear power.
Listen, it's easy to say this is just one little incident. Yes it is. But there's one little incident in all of our lives that can lead to a major problem if we don't take care of it. That feeling of having to take a shit. Either you take it or, (1) you get plugged up for a long time and life sucks or (2) you wait too long and you're that guy that shits him self. Bad example but a little warning sign that can signal a huge potential problem. Seriously, go shit if you have to.
Shirin Ebadi, Nobel price winner from Iran had her metal confiscated from a safety deposit box a few weeks back. According to Ramin Mehmanparast, spokes man for the Iranian Foreign Ministry, this was done as a penalty because she, Ebadi, failed to pay taxes on the $1.3 million dollar reward that comes with the prize. Ebadi feels that there are tax laws that allow her to keep the money without paying taxes on it and this was simply a response to punish her for her role in pushing for democracy in Iran and helping with the protest during this past election on Iran's president. The Nobel organization in Norway has been very critical of this move since this has been the first time in the 108 year history of this prize anything like this has happened, i.e. taking away the metal of a recipient, and has asked that the metal be returned to Ebadi.
Here's my take: be fucking grateful that we don't live it that fucked up country. This lady is a rebel rouser in her home land and the government is trying to fuck her. She protested unfair human rights practices and the corrupt government and they said, "You talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? You gotta be talking to me because I'm the only corrupt government in the room. Let me prove how corrupt I am and find a way to hurt you." Seriously, this type of corruption is the type that topples governments. The people will eventually get fed up with this shit and there will be a civil war. Always bet on the North. Where was I, they wanted to quiet her protest of fraud and corruption so what did they do? They acted in such a manner that only amplifies her protests. Ebadi, this is exactly what you wanted to happen. This only makes you stronger. If by taking my shit, the government only made me stronger and a more sympathetic persona, then take my shit. My underwear is in the top drawer, left side; my favorite t-shirt is the AFA gray one bottom shelf; and my gay porn collection is... never mind I want that.
Here's something to think about that would actually scare the shit out of me, is this government (Iran) just oppressive assholes like so many before them or are they just a big entity without any real fucking control? Seriously, is this act something that president (I didn't capital that because he's an asshole) Ama-jackass-ima-jon (I didn't spell it right because he's still an asshole) sanctioned or is there just so many fuck-nuts running around with unchecked power that they think that they can do whatever they want? Seriously, too many chiefs not enough indians? It's okay I'm Cree, I can say that. That second scenario is what frightens me, a influential government in the region of the world that is a breeding ground for butt-fuck-jack-wads that has no real central control and is attempting to gain nuclear power.
Listen, it's easy to say this is just one little incident. Yes it is. But there's one little incident in all of our lives that can lead to a major problem if we don't take care of it. That feeling of having to take a shit. Either you take it or, (1) you get plugged up for a long time and life sucks or (2) you wait too long and you're that guy that shits him self. Bad example but a little warning sign that can signal a huge potential problem. Seriously, go shit if you have to.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Jordon's Response to Jester Jame's Shallowness
Jordan said, "It was very nice... I'm a guy that says there's no one great payer in the NBA. You know, the NBA lasts longer than one particular person. I understand what his point is and you know, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, Bill Russel, all those guys should have their jerseys retired too. I understand his gesture, I'm in the same group as those guys. I wouldn't want my jersey retired unless you're going to retire those guys jerseys too."
LeBron, this is how a real man acts. Jordan knows he was great but knows that he is just one of many great players. I would like to point out he says that the NBA is bigger than one person. I would also like to point out that Jordan says it's a nice gesture. I think he meant to say that you're name should be Jester James not King James. You bitch!
This quote came directly form Michael Jordan when he and I had a sit down to discuss this situation. Not really. Watch Sports Center, that's where I got the quote.
LeBron, this is how a real man acts. Jordan knows he was great but knows that he is just one of many great players. I would like to point out he says that the NBA is bigger than one person. I would also like to point out that Jordan says it's a nice gesture. I think he meant to say that you're name should be Jester James not King James. You bitch!
This quote came directly form Michael Jordan when he and I had a sit down to discuss this situation. Not really. Watch Sports Center, that's where I got the quote.
Baron Davis Is a Bad Ass MoFo
His Wiki is is in the title.
So Baron Davis plays for the L.A. Clippers, the red-headed step child of Los Angeles. Did I spell that right, all of a sudden the spell check on Firefox sucks more cock than a room full of Village People impersonators. Seriously, it comes up with some kind of weird shit. Anyways, LAC played the Nuggets tonight. Davis only had 12 points and 9 helpers but that's not the point. He's just a bad mofo. I love, like a room full of Village People, his look. He's got this badass old school beard. The name Baron Davis. How cool would it be to be a Baron? That's a fucking retorical question butt-hole! The only thing cooler than being a Baron would be a real titan, not the football player but a semi-god that throws lightning and shit.
Baron, if you're reading this (you're not because you're not that other guy who reads this blog) you're offically my favorite player. Jester James, you suck little cock you little bitch.
So Baron Davis plays for the L.A. Clippers, the red-headed step child of Los Angeles. Did I spell that right, all of a sudden the spell check on Firefox sucks more cock than a room full of Village People impersonators. Seriously, it comes up with some kind of weird shit. Anyways, LAC played the Nuggets tonight. Davis only had 12 points and 9 helpers but that's not the point. He's just a bad mofo. I love, like a room full of Village People, his look. He's got this badass old school beard. The name Baron Davis. How cool would it be to be a Baron? That's a fucking retorical question butt-hole! The only thing cooler than being a Baron would be a real titan, not the football player but a semi-god that throws lightning and shit.
Baron, if you're reading this (you're not because you're not that other guy who reads this blog) you're offically my favorite player. Jester James, you suck little cock you little bitch.
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